shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog asia wears diamond necklaces

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covers world-famous magazines

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and bitch ALWAYS acts like her life is dreadful

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Iggy, Ariana and..  Iggy, Ariana and.. 

Iggy, Ariana and.. 

(Source: nekcimenij)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

volanus:

kingqueer:

i tried yall but the gay gods wont let me get rid of it!!!

But why is your toilet so fucking dirty

versacepromises:

two wrongs don’t make a right

(Source: perrygaga)

When I look back on my life
It’s not that I don’t want to see things exactly as they happened
It’s just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way
And truthfully the lie of it all is much more honest because
I invented it
Clinical psychology tells us arguably that trauma is the ultimate killer
Memories are not recycled like atoms and particles in quantum physics
They can be lost forever
It’s sort of like my past is an unfinished painting
And as the artist of that painting
I must fill in all the ugly holes
And make it beautiful again
It’s not that I’ve been dishonest
It’s just that I loathe reality
For example, those nurses
They’re wearing next season Calvin Klein
And so am I
And the shoes
Custom Giuseppe Zanotti
I tipped their gauze caps to the side like Parisian berets
Because I think it’s romantic
And I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next Spring
Check out this nurse on the right
She’s got a great ass
Bam
The truth is
Back then at the clinic
They only wore those funny hats to keep the blood out of their hair
And that girl on the left
She ordered gummy bears and a knife a couple of hours ago
They only gave her the gummy bears
I’d wished they’d only given me the gummy bears

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: easyvirgin)

vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo
vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo

vogueltalia:

k1mkardashian:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

BUT HER NAME SHARON

oOOOOo

(Source: queen-neyde)